Loose Goose's definitions

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

John Kruk

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Scroin

The area of the male body where the scrotum meets the groin.

Do not be confused and think the scroin is the taint, they are two seperate and district parts. Why do you think it is Lever 2000 and not Lever 200!

How's bout you lick the fumunda from ma scroin, boya.

by Loose Goose August 28, 2008

Teardrop

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk

John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

Spurt N Slurp

Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.

Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

FACK

Similar to FUPA, but this is simply a contraction of the words FAT and BACK.

Look at the FACK on that, is that the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005