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Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.
Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!
by Loose Goose July 30, 2008
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Cinderella Belly

A large belly, similar to a beer belly, but quite a bit better. This form of belly actually all turns into dick after midnight!
Never under-estimate the portly man, he may have a Cinderella Belly and oh what a surprise after midnight!
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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FACK

Similar to FUPA, but this is simply a contraction of the words FAT and BACK.
by Loose Goose September 3, 2005
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Angry Gremlin

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Spurt N Slurp

Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
mugGet the Spurt N Slurpmug.

porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
mugGet the porkchopmug.

Scroin

The area of the male body where the scrotum meets the groin.

Do not be confused and think the scroin is the taint, they are two seperate and district parts. Why do you think it is Lever 2000 and not Lever 200!
How's bout you lick the fumunda from ma scroin, boya.
by Loose Goose August 28, 2008
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