Teardrop

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk
John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball
by Loose Goose September 03, 2005
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angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin
The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.
by Loose Goose July 24, 2008
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porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Cinderella Belly

A large belly, similar to a beer belly, but quite a bit better. This form of belly actually all turns into dick after midnight!
Never under-estimate the portly man, he may have a Cinderella Belly and oh what a surprise after midnight!
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Donkey Style

1. Synonym for Doggy Style, when a man enters a woman while she is on all fours. The man can clearly differentiate Donkey Style from Doggy Style for his woman by releasing a loud "HEEE HAWW" when he comes.

2. Synonym for High School Sex, anal sex, taking it in the poop schute, etc. Donkey Style - Ass Style - Burro Style - they're all the same.
1. He bent her over and gave it to her Donkey Style!

2. Shawn: "Hey baby, you know I love you, won't you let me just stick it in once"

Samwise (blushing): "Shawn, We are only in high school, you know the rules."

Shawn: "I know, I'll do you Donkey Style, now spread your butt"
by Loose Goose August 26, 2005
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Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
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Cinderella Belly

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.
John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!
by Loose Goose July 24, 2008
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