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A large belly, similar to a beer belly, but quite a bit better. This form of belly actually all turns into dick after midnight!
Never under-estimate the portly man, he may have a Cinderella Belly and oh what a surprise after midnight!
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Get the FACK mug.A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).
See also grumpy munchkin.
See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
Get the Angry Gremlin mug.Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
Get the Spurt N Slurp mug.When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.
See also grumpy munchkin
See also grumpy munchkin
The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.
by Loose Goose July 24, 2008
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AKA John Kruk
AKA John Kruk
by Loose Goose September 3, 2005
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There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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