barflog

Noun.

a portion of vomit with the structural integrity of semicylindrical feces.

often mistaken, due to pronunciation, to be a noun describing the corporal punishment 'flogging' performed at or in front of a licensed establishment.

Syllabled "bar-flog"
Dan: "After eating those bad scallops you bought, I was sick and it came out in a log."

Craig: "A log... of barf?"

Dan: "A barflog."
by Looger October 16, 2005
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pseudowhore

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!
by Looger June 28, 2005
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tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.
by Looger October 02, 2004
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