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Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!
Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.
by Long Johns February 28, 2012
Get the Shopping angel mug.When someone has gone all out to look slutty in them heels, but they are attractively drawn for their head. Fallen head over heels on the first date.
Debbie was dressed up to the nines in her skimpy red dress and stilettos hoping to attract a mate.
Bobby: you look lovely, but I have fallen head over heels instead.
Debbie: you prefer my mind than body?
Bobby: I always like to get inside someones mind first, before getting inside their body!
Debbie: Mines a double VaT.
Bobby: See? Intelligent you are.
Bobby: you look lovely, but I have fallen head over heels instead.
Debbie: you prefer my mind than body?
Bobby: I always like to get inside someones mind first, before getting inside their body!
Debbie: Mines a double VaT.
Bobby: See? Intelligent you are.
by Long Johns July 4, 2017
Get the Head over heels mug.To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.
Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.
Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.
by Long Johns August 3, 2011
Get the Tiffs mug.Although, pronounced really as Master Bation, is a suffering of bating who becomes their master. By masturbation, will cast away that tormenting spirit that haunts within their minds. Towards a more well suited ruler to bless their soul once their handy work has endured. Of course, that tormenting spirit finds this as an exciting game to play, so torments constantly non-stop and continually making the masturbation go on and on.
Ben liked having a quick bash of his bishop, only things turned slightly awkward. A tormenting spirit saw this masturbation go on, and realising how the mind his satisfies was not as he prefered. Within bens mind this spirit kept reminding him, by saying 'you're me' non-stop, of the master he has upon his head. So at several intervals, all day and all week, till he rubbed sore, masterbated till his mind was at peace and had the master he wished for.
by Long Johns October 24, 2014
Get the Masturbation mug.The inform some one of the truth, to let them know in honesty, have any one be told what they wish to hear.
After Sandra and Dave gave birth to a baby boy, Dave started to doubt his new born child. One night while Sandra was out playing bingo with the girlies, leaving Dave to take care for his new toddler. Sitting in his high chair being fed his supper, Dave asks, 'now son, come on spill the beans. Who is really your father?' And the beans went all over his face.
by Long Johns October 21, 2015
Get the Spill the beans mug.As many think of today for some atmospheric clearance of waiting for the dust to settle, it is actually a moment for grief. That time shared and spent during the moments of having someones ashes and the distance it takes till that dust settles to move on.
Sad Joan recently lost her beloved dog. A pet she was always walking everyday, seen by everyone, and spoken to as their nearest and dearest.
Having a cremation for her long lost pet, she carefully placed the ashes upon her mantle piece.
Each day as her closest friends paid their respectful concerns, as they were waiting for the dust to settle. Then the days were becoming brighter again.
Having a cremation for her long lost pet, she carefully placed the ashes upon her mantle piece.
Each day as her closest friends paid their respectful concerns, as they were waiting for the dust to settle. Then the days were becoming brighter again.
by Long Johns October 4, 2014
Get the Waiting for the dust to settle. mug.A bow to royalty was initially a moment of surprise, when the very first person greeting the king was surprised by the size of his bulge. Thenceforth, became a tradition to bend the head to acknowledge the similar line of sight.
The very first public meeting the king ever made had been with an unexpected turn for events.
As many gentlemen are custom to, shaking hands is what was in due course, however.
Upon the king holding his hand out to greet a young chap, this said fellow man of the kings regime, had unexpectedly looked down in surprise.
The king unsure what was happening, other than the obvious, felt it to become a tradition that all future events, a bow is of a proposed means to greet ones king.
As many gentlemen are custom to, shaking hands is what was in due course, however.
Upon the king holding his hand out to greet a young chap, this said fellow man of the kings regime, had unexpectedly looked down in surprise.
The king unsure what was happening, other than the obvious, felt it to become a tradition that all future events, a bow is of a proposed means to greet ones king.
by Long Johns November 26, 2017
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