to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 07, 2011
Get the MasterDate mug.When to get feels of a gangsta style through listening to music, studying art, watching a movie/drama, and come over gang tripping.
Joe bouncing along the street with music pumping into his ear holes.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
by Long Johns January 27, 2024
Get the Gang Tripping mug.After several bathroom selfies, Jay decided to take some noodies of himself to impress the potential interests.
by Long Johns September 10, 2016
Get the Noodies mug.To have sex with others without being unfaithful to your true heart, as the connecting flowing feelings are not of real when to compare with your real heartfelt lover.
Controlling the flowing love through circumcision, the veins disconnect the heart from the sexual tension you may gain for wanting sex with someone else.
by Long Johns January 23, 2012
Get the Circumcision mug.As one surpasses ones predecessor for reigning the longest, one gains the title for being 'Victoriouser'...
Ones ruling monarch Queen Elizabeth II has continued to reign longer than ones own previous Queen Victoria, therefore are victoriouser.
by Long Johns October 26, 2015
Get the Victoriouser mug.A bitch slap is a subtle yet harsh way to make sure they get the point across well and truly. Particularly for those annoying bitches whom just do not get the hint, and keep on and on at you until provoked to 'bitch slap' them, like a wake up call.
Bitch: wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me..
Victim: No, you're alright.
Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.
Victim: I said no, thanks.
Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...
Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?
Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.
Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?
Victim: No, you're alright.
Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.
Victim: I said no, thanks.
Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...
Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?
Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.
Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?
by Long Johns November 27, 2013
Get the Bitch slap mug.To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.
Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.
Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.
by Long Johns August 03, 2011
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