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A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.
“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 23, 2023
Get the Covid Box mug.1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023
Get the Covid Babies mug.A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
Get the #SheToo mug.by Logical Empiricist Stoic February 18, 2025
Get the Canine Carpaccio mug.1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 6, 2023
Get the Covid Baby mug.A more politically correct & socially acceptable way of saying, Nappy Headed Ho.
Possibly a career-saving term.
Possibly a career-saving term.
Don Imus might still have a radio show if he wasn’t dead & had simply said:
"Man, those girls are rough. Dem some NH2s."
"Man, those girls are rough. Dem some NH2s."
by Logical Empiricist Stoic June 27, 2023
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