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Covid Hot

The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Doable.
"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"

"He/She was Covid Hot during the quarantine."

"Makes sense."
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023
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Fauchovah

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023
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NH2

A more politically correct & socially acceptable way of saying, Nappy Headed Ho.

Possibly a career-saving term.
Don Imus might still have a radio show if he wasn’t dead & had simply said:

"Man, those girls are rough. Dem some NH2s."
by Logical Empiricist Stoic June 27, 2023
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Covid Babies

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023
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#SheToo

A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
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Covid Box

A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.
“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”

“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”

“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 23, 2023
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