Snap some loads

Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.

Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!

by Locker June 27, 2007

Mexifox

1. (n) A foxy Mexican girl.

Jen: Hey Big D what's new?
D: Have a new crush on this Mexifox named Erica at work.

by Locker August 07, 2007

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

by Locker June 11, 2007

smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

squeezel

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

by Locker June 11, 2007

manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

by Locker June 16, 2007

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker June 12, 2007