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Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.
What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
by Locker December 12, 2008
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Get the Mexifox mug.1. To be a player.
2. To be cool.
3. To have the latest gadgets.
Sourced from the T-Mobile commercials featuring the Jimmy character in his red, monogrammed bathrobe.
2. To be cool.
3. To have the latest gadgets.
Sourced from the T-Mobile commercials featuring the Jimmy character in his red, monogrammed bathrobe.
Jackie: That white boy Daniel is a cool as the other side of my pillow.
Erika: For Realz! He's just like Jimmy.
Erika: For Realz! He's just like Jimmy.
by Locker August 21, 2007
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George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...
Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...
Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.
by Locker June 11, 2007
Get the dork factor mug.1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.
Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
by Locker June 11, 2007
Get the squeezel mug.A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.
Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
by Locker June 12, 2007
Get the sandalphobia mug.1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.
2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.
2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.
Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.
by Locker June 16, 2007
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