Definitions by Lobsterbeybuoy
hiccaburp
n. Hiccup and burp happening at the same time. Often associated with beer guzzling. More commony seen in hillbillies and Australians from Perth.
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I'll tell you Bruce, a hiccaburp is not the worst thing that can come out of your surgeon when he's operating.
What's the worst thing?
A West Australian accent.
What's the worst thing?
A West Australian accent.
hiccaburp by Lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
Stettler
place. Canadian town about to shake off its slumber and burst into the twentieth century. The party phone lines are being removed and the coal-fired steam train, filmed in many cowboy flicks and one of the few still in use in the civilized world, is on its last runs.
Mom and pop stores, self-taught hairdressers, and migrant labourer shacks will soon be replaced by fancy corporate establishments, and a name-brand eating place is in the planning stages.
First settled by Cree indians, Stettler was overrun in 1845 by Europeans who thought the area would prosper if they ran the place instead. They were wrong for over a century but discovery of major deposits of shale, sandstone, and fist-sized boulders in 1956 saved the town from absolute desolation as there was a niche use of these products in the concrete yard-novelty industry.
Grain farming and repairing asphalt are pursued locally and The Stettler Groundkeeper is purused avidly.
There are no significant sports teams, high schools, or marching bands but a horse rodeo is held quadrennially on the horse rodeoing grounds
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Mom and pop stores, self-taught hairdressers, and migrant labourer shacks will soon be replaced by fancy corporate establishments, and a name-brand eating place is in the planning stages.
First settled by Cree indians, Stettler was overrun in 1845 by Europeans who thought the area would prosper if they ran the place instead. They were wrong for over a century but discovery of major deposits of shale, sandstone, and fist-sized boulders in 1956 saved the town from absolute desolation as there was a niche use of these products in the concrete yard-novelty industry.
Grain farming and repairing asphalt are pursued locally and The Stettler Groundkeeper is purused avidly.
There are no significant sports teams, high schools, or marching bands but a horse rodeo is held quadrennially on the horse rodeoing grounds
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Stettler by Lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
codriffic
adj. Atlantic Canadian expression meaning excellent. Used by fishermen, schooner builders and itinerant organ grinders.
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That boat there be codriffic! Ye hear me now there. I'd sail her down the mouth of an Atlantic moisturizer, and no mistake.
You lying Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia lobster roll! You don't know a schooner from an anchored dory.
You lying Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia lobster roll! You don't know a schooner from an anchored dory.
codriffic by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
dory rower
n. Canadian expression for a fellow who's useless.
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That new deckhand be a right dory rower. I wouldn't want to rely on him to pull traps in a moisturizer.
Too right Bruce.
You from Australia?
Yeah. But not from Perth.
Too right Bruce.
You from Australia?
Yeah. But not from Perth.
dory rower by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
bib boy
n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.
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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
bib boy by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
spit-laugh
n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.
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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
spit-laugh by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012
Greatest country in the world
n. Australia, except for Perth.
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G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!
Except for Perth!
Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.
Except for Perth!
Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.
Greatest country in the world by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012