John Heffron

A totally cute, funny, comedian, who won NBC's Last Comic Standing 2!
John Heffron is the cutest, funniest man in the world! "YEAH DUDE I ROCK!" "SKUNK"
by Lola August 24, 2004
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cootie cutters

very short shorts, displaying the cootie. Can be quite painful.
These cootie cutters are so tight they are cutting off my circulation!
by lola October 09, 2002
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cooter

My cooter itches!
by lola October 09, 2002
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albany

The number ONE party place to chill, where 16 years old go to Paulies and the Post, while any legal drinker heads to WT's for their awesomely amazing wings and 85 cent beers at happy hour. Quite the college town where cabs are 3 bucks a head, girls wear tank tops and flipflops in the middle of the dead winter, you can buy pizza at 4AM, chalk your id and expect the bouncer to not only let you in but complement the fine art. Every other person who goes to Albany is either from NYC and LI and don't understand the difference between Upstate and Western NY, wear abercrombie and hollister with their tims. You wonder why people play in the water on fountain day when you obviously see snow on the ground, can't remember why you came here, except for the fact that you couldn't make Cornell or NYU and wanted to save money. Actually, you had no choice, but you read enough about the school in Princeton Review. The public bus makes its own schedule when you need it on weekends, and your car stays in its parking spot until the snow starts to melt in april. You envy those who live in the mustard complex with their heat and free laundry, but your lottery number is well over a 1000 so you head downtown, where you can never sleep, occasionally have your car towed or hit by another driver, and take advantage of the location by becoming a local at cagneys, chubby's, sadies, or stonecrow. You don't understand "downtown" past Quail street until you become 21 and venture off to Lark and S. Pearl. Ahh, this is ALBANY for you.
I've got 8 dollars and need to get smashed, that's cover cab, cover, and drinks in Albany!
by Lola February 19, 2005
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e-tension

I felt the e-tension start to build up, when that guy im'd me and started trippin off about how much of a skeeze I am.
by Lola February 19, 2004
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beardra

The most talented and beautiful drag queen in the world who happens to have a glorious beard.
Beardra is the real bidness
by lola November 21, 2021
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Emitt hill

How Kanye West looked like when he looked through the wire.
"....Just imagine how my girl feel on the plane ,scared as hell that her guy looked like Emitt Hill...."
by Lola July 20, 2004
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