Lloyd's definitions

crab sandwich

Made up by a stupid friggin brummy bint. A pussy with it's own ecosystem.

That bitch had one smelly assed crab sandwich, it was crawling with fleas.

by lloyd April 28, 2004

chocolate hole

The bum hole. It's brown, like chocolate.

Fuck my chocolate hole

by lloyd April 28, 2004

mexiconies

mexicans that came here not legally

sam the mexican is a mexiconie

by lloyd October 14, 2004

the bepe

Pubic hair trimmed in the stylee of Eastender's star Bepe DeMarco.

She had a fanny like Bepé's chin.

by lloyd April 28, 2004

heat stick

a nice warm stick of fecal matter that takes a bit of squeezing to get out.

I'm gonna go take a little heat stick, be right back

by Lloyd March 25, 2004

concrete boots

Heavy boots, something that weighs or pulls you down to an obismal level

Jarvis, Mike.
To pull down

by Lloyd September 15, 2004

self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

by Lloyd June 18, 2006