Llewelyn Dowd's definitions

Cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023

Bum

North America/US - A person who has little to no ambition to attempt to have as good a life as possible, i.e an unemployed and lazy type person who may still live with others and having somewhat of a locust lifestyle. Also a term used for a homeless person/tramp.

"Dude what you gonna do when your boss fires you? Live on the streets like a bum!?"

British/UK term - the ass/buttocks/butt is often referred to as a person's 'bum.'

US/North America - "Sit your butt down on that chair right there."

UK - "Sit on your bum on that chair right there."

Generally worldwide a bum is a term that's used to describe a typical douchebag, lazy and unambitious person.

"Dude you live at home with your parents and have no job or no girlfriend... You're a BUM!"

by Llewelyn Dowd March 28, 2022

Rimming

The practice of orally pleasuring the anus/rectum of another by using the lips/tongue. The 'rim' being the anus hence the act of 'rimming.' Usually applied to those with a fetish for having their ass stimulated in such a way. Also a term used for somebody who is a typical 'suck-up' or 'brown-nose.'

'Man, could you get your tongue any further up Mr. Johnson's ass? He's not gonna give you a promotion, quit the rimming!'

by Llewelyn Dowd January 3, 2022

Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024

Mushroom

Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.

See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.

Oi lads! Look at my foreskin hanging over the top of my mushroom!

by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

Woke

An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.

The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'

'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'

'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'

by Llewelyn Dowd January 13, 2023

Promiscuous

A person that lives a life of promiscuity is someone that's considered 'promiscuous' - meaning they are very sexually loose and not at all bothered about remaining loyal to one sexual partner.

E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.

Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.

"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"

Damn yo, Mike can't stop flirting with chicks behind his wife's back, man is way too promiscuous!

by Llewelyn Dowd May 5, 2023