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The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024
Get the Spiderman mug.Originally used to describe a very heavy cargo being towed by a truck.
"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"
Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.
E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"
"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"
Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.
E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"
After 2 minutes of intense sucking I could not hold back any longer and blew a big load of cum all over her face.
by Llewelyn Dowd August 6, 2023
Get the Big load mug.Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!
by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023
Get the Shirtlifter mug.Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
"Deontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male only bars, he must be a serial shirt-lifter that really loves cock!"
by Llewelyn Dowd July 25, 2023
Get the Shirt-lifter mug.A person that lives a life of promiscuity is someone that's considered 'promiscuous' - meaning they are very sexually loose and not at all bothered about remaining loyal to one sexual partner.
E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.
Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.
"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"
E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.
Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.
"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"
by Llewelyn Dowd May 5, 2023
Get the Promiscuous mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
Get the Cling-on mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
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