Llewelyn Dowd's definitions

Mushroom

Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.

See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.

Oi lads! Look at my foreskin hanging over the top of my mushroom!

by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

Promiscuous

A person that lives a life of promiscuity is someone that's considered 'promiscuous' - meaning they are very sexually loose and not at all bothered about remaining loyal to one sexual partner.

E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.

Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.

"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"

Damn yo, Mike can't stop flirting with chicks behind his wife's back, man is way too promiscuous!

by Llewelyn Dowd May 5, 2023

Shirtlifter

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.

Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!

by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023

Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024

Rimming

The practice of orally pleasuring the anus/rectum of another by using the lips/tongue. The 'rim' being the anus hence the act of 'rimming.' Usually applied to those with a fetish for having their ass stimulated in such a way. Also a term used for somebody who is a typical 'suck-up' or 'brown-nose.'

'Man, could you get your tongue any further up Mr. Johnson's ass? He's not gonna give you a promotion, quit the rimming!'

by Llewelyn Dowd January 3, 2022

Woke

An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.

The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'

'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'

'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'

by Llewelyn Dowd January 13, 2023

Minge

A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.

Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.

An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"

I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!

You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!

Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!

by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022