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Promiscuous

A person that lives a life of promiscuity is someone that's considered 'promiscuous' - meaning they are very sexually loose and not at all bothered about remaining loyal to one sexual partner.

E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.

Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.

"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"
Damn yo, Mike can't stop flirting with chicks behind his wife's back, man is way too promiscuous!
by Llewelyn Dowd May 5, 2023
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Woke

An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.

The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'

'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
by Llewelyn Dowd January 13, 2023
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Shirt-lifter

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
"Deontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male only bars, he must be a serial shirt-lifter that really loves cock!"
by Llewelyn Dowd July 25, 2023
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Shirtlifter

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!
by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023
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Big load

Originally used to describe a very heavy cargo being towed by a truck.

"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"

Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.

E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"
After 2 minutes of intense sucking I could not hold back any longer and blew a big load of cum all over her face.
by Llewelyn Dowd August 6, 2023
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Thot

An abbreviation that stands for 'Typical Hottie On TikTok/Twitter/Tinder' (or any other social media online platform that begins with the letter T.

A promiscuous and loose moral online female. Those on platforms like OnlyFans etc that appeal to the simps of the world.
Stay away from thots online fella's, is paying hundreds of dollars for used panties really worth it? They probably won't even be hers!
by Llewelyn Dowd July 8, 2022
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Creampie

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.

E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.
Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'
by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022
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