Definitions by Llama66

Artichoking

When an artiman artichokes his artigirlfriend during artisex.

Last night I was artichoking my artigirlfiend with my artidick and it was artikinky.

Artichoking by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Dylan 

I don't know how but dylan's are always the best friends but the stupidest people.

Dylan is such a great friend, but he's a fucking idiot

Dylan by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Spray Staining 

When you nut into a fan, spraying the jizz everywhere and Staining everything.

chad couldn't stop Spray Staining at the party last night! It's gonna take me hours to clean.

Spray Staining by Llama66 October 15, 2019

Belarusian Fireball

A sex move in which the male pours lighter fluid into the anus of the female, lights in on fire, and promptly inserts his penis, thus lighting his dick on fire. The move can be extended by the male thereafter participating in flaming vaginal intercourse.

I tried to do a Belarusian Fireball last night, but my dick wouldn't catch.

Belarusian Fireball by Llama66 October 13, 2019

Dill pickle trip

When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.

Did you hear Josephi had a Dill Pickle Trip at Igor's party last night?

Dill pickle trip by Llama66 October 13, 2019

Trumpanitis Syndrome 

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

Trumpanitis Syndrome by Llama66 June 27, 2018

RHEEE 

1. The sound an angry ex makes when they see you in public.
2. The sound of ones soul being reaped by a one-pumping John Wick.

1. "Hey, babe, I'm so sor--" "RHEEE"
2. *one-pumped* "RHEEE"

RHEEE by Llama66 June 27, 2018