Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.
Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!
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Bookwhore

One who reads too much and as a consequence, remains celibate.
John is such a bookwhore, his penis must feel neglected.
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Fucktard

1. A person who deserves to get punched in the face because of their stupidity.

2. Kim Kardashian
That's not how you say it, Fucktard!
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Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.
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jalaboñer

A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.
Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.
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