jalaboñer

A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.

Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Bookwhore

One who reads too much and as a consequence, remains celibate.

John is such a bookwhore, his penis must feel neglected.

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Fucktard

1. A person who deserves to get punched in the face because of their stupidity.

2. Kim Kardashian

That's not how you say it, Fucktard!

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016