Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Litaloadeon

Alpaca Artisan

Someone who only likes art forms if/when they bring them status

Ive been trying to find a good music producer for my song but theyre all Alpaca Artisans!

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Someone who gatekeeps something with no intrinsic value typically for purposes of maintaining its status as a luxury item

Not surprised the glambot guy is a cashmere cop

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A Well Aged Twink/Golden Retriever Man That Maintains Their Glow

Clark is saur cooper cougar even though he needs to chill with the bleach

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Someone who uses AI as a way to be lazy rather than only using it for purposes only AI can bring

Audrey is such a Clanker cuck she used ChatGPT to look up the weather

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Someone who joins friend group/scenes and leaves when conflict starts/things get boring

Alyssa is such a social day trader. She only appears when shit is poppin!!!

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A Better Alternative To “For The Girls And The Gays” Because It Only Includes The Glamourous

This song is only for The Birds And The Barbies because its so sparkly

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Someone Who Associates With Anyone Especially Without A Vibe Check

Too Many Rappers Are Open Zoos Now They Collab With Anyone For Enough Money

Open Zoo by Litaloadeon February 28, 2025

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