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cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face
by Link January 21, 2005
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Trojan

A make of condom or shealth used to prevent the transition of semen from a man to a woman, man or animal.
"Yeah mate, I whacked on the ol' Trojan and did her in the batty"
by Link December 8, 2004
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Ricer

A person who takes a perfectly good car, and turns it into a ugly peice of shit on wheel by adding, uneccesary aftermarket parts ie huge spoilers, stupid body kits, NOS sticker

more associated with import owners
The fuckin civic is rice. What a ricer
by Link December 26, 2003
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Peanut Butter Jelly

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!x
IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! x
by Link June 26, 2004
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Skill

For a person to say they are 'Skill' means that they think they are good at something or have just done something great (Skill)
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"
Stan - "Did you see that goal? I'm skil"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"
by Link December 8, 2004
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Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.
by Link December 8, 2004
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Vag Wax

The natural 'juices' that are found inside the vagina or panty hamster
I gave her the finger and got it covered in vag wax
by Link December 10, 2004
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