Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.

You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.

by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018

MS&D

The acronym for "messy, stressy, and depressy", aka when you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so SM&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just SM&D.......

I am feeling so MS&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just MS&D..

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Dorkgoof

A goofdork is a combination of a goof and a dork.

You’re so funny and nerdy, a total dorkgoof!

by LingDanc803 December 03, 2018

Living the nightmare

Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.

How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!

Living the nightmare is my new normal.

by LingDanc803 August 30, 2023

NOYB

This is a comeback/remark acronym that means "none of your business". It can be modified and intensified by adding letters like "NOYDB" or "NOYFB" for "none of your damn business" or "none of your fucking business". These are used when you want to make it clear to someone that they have overstepped a line/boundary and you are not comfortable sharing particular information with them.

Person 1: When are you going to the party?
Person 2: NOYB.

Person 1: ok, sheesh, sorry I asked...

Person A: What's your address so I can see how far you live from me?
Person B: NOYFB!!!
Person A: K...

Person A1: How much money do you make an hour?
Person B2: NOYDB......
Person A1: It is though, I help you with your taxes...
Person B2: Idfc

by LingDanc803 July 12, 2021

Royaltea

A cunty way of spelling royalty. Royal + tea = royaltea. It can also be tea (gossip) that is royal (cunty). It is also a non-binary cunty way of addressing someone (kweeng, queeng, royalty, or royaltea instead of king, queen, etc.).

My non-binary sibling royaltea, u slayed that shit. I am truly gagged. That is some royal tea. SHARE IT.

by LingDanc803 May 29, 2025

Totafuckingly

The combination of "fucking totally", rough.

It sure has been a wild ride through all these years.

Totafuckingly!

I am totafuckingly down!

by LingDanc803 May 31, 2023