Lindsey's definitions

Random Hero

Ryan Dunn/Plugs

"I'm about to get yanked the fuck off this bike."-RD, Jackass

by Lindsey February 14, 2004

cancer sticks

A euphemism for filterless cigarettes, not to be confused with joints.

Pass me some cancer sticks nigga.

by Lindsey March 27, 2005

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets are a kewl accesory and they look good with lots of different outfits thats all they are so ppl who dont like that GET OVER YOURSELf we arnt telling you to wear them so just let the fad pass i mean cant u just let 1 fad pass without haveing to ridicule it and try and stop ppl from wearing then god man get over it!

I wear them all the time but ppl dont come over to me at parites and go so what colours have u got broken and i wear black-means nothing pink-means nothing red- means nothing and clear- means nothing i mean not all kids have dirty minds only the ppl who are having such a big probleme with it are the ones thinking like that.

by Lindsey May 11, 2004

Mum Mum

Very prude old woman with an ugly living room. Bam and Jess Margera's grandma(Phil and Don Vito's mom).

"I bet you 'test drove' a lot of 'cars.'"-Mum Mum, Viva la Bam

by Lindsey February 14, 2004

Hot Topic

stupid store that sells useless pins, spikesand pants that are worn 12 sizes too big.where punks goths and other morons like that shop and spend money on crap.

hot topic should be destroyed.

by Lindsey March 29, 2004

cricket

black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty

heyy your white stop using that cricket

by Lindsey May 13, 2005