Lindsey's definitions

cricket

black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty

heyy your white stop using that cricket

by Lindsey May 13, 2005

kiyffe

a loner with hopes of becoming popular

That kiyffe tried out for the football team, but no one liked him.

by Lindsey January 24, 2004

Mum Mum

Very prude old woman with an ugly living room. Bam and Jess Margera's grandma(Phil and Don Vito's mom).

"I bet you 'test drove' a lot of 'cars.'"-Mum Mum, Viva la Bam

by Lindsey February 14, 2004

Chief Joseph

When someone pulls out a girls bloody tampon with their teeth. Then they shake their head back and fourth with it in their mouth making red marks on their cheeks. This makes them look like an idian chief.

My boyfriend gave me a chief joseph today and boy did he have some indian marks.

by Lindsey May 20, 2003

coodination plus

A sarcastic term for when one preforms a rather stupid act.

Lindsey tripped over a wall, and David laughed and said "Coordination...plus."

by Lindsey October 17, 2004

T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

stringey

white 'goo' coming from the female private parts

i had a huge stringey on my thong

by lindsey February 27, 2005