Lilparkczar's definitions
A robot intended to be used as a cop in order to put an end to crime in Old Detroit in the the movie Robocop. It has two machine guns for arms, both of which come equipped with side-mounted rockets. When it was first tested in the OCP boardroom, it malfunctioned and turned Mr. Kinney into a hamburger by pumping round after round of screaming metal into his flesh until they pulled out his power cord. Ultimately gets pwned by Murphy/Robocop at the end of the movie
Dick Jones: Mr. Kinney.
Kinney: Yes sir?
Jones: Give us a demonstration.
Kinney: Yes sir.
-Jones hands Kinney a gun-
Jones: Use your gun in a threatening manner
-Kinney points gun at Jones-
Jones: Point it at Ed-209
-Kinney points gun at ED-209. It goes berserk and shoots him until there is barely enough left of the body to carry out
Kinney: Yes sir?
Jones: Give us a demonstration.
Kinney: Yes sir.
-Jones hands Kinney a gun-
Jones: Use your gun in a threatening manner
-Kinney points gun at Jones-
Jones: Point it at Ed-209
-Kinney points gun at ED-209. It goes berserk and shoots him until there is barely enough left of the body to carry out
by Lilparkczar January 1, 2008
Get the ED-209mug. One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
by Lilparkczar January 7, 2008
Get the Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clownmug. A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations
by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007
Get the jap anus relationsmug. Raping a woman. Hitting a homerun is actual sexual intercourse. It can happen in one of two ways. The first way is for a man and woman to be on second base (groping etc.) and he wants to go to round third and go home but she says no so the man drops anchor at third and then steals home by raping her. The second way this can happen is just having a stranger jump a woman when no witnesses are around and stealing home
That poor girl. She was in the hospital for a week after leaving her job bartending. She was walking to her car when out of nowhere some nut sneaked up behind her, threw her down, and started stealing home. Bunch of savages in this town
by Lilparkczar June 22, 2008
Get the Stealing Homemug. What the New York Mets are really good at doing despite their delusional fans thinking Johan Santana would make a bit of difference on a flat-out bad team
Collapse: The Sequel has begun and the Mutts will eventually choke! FUCK THE METS!! LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!
by Lilparkczar October 31, 2008
Get the Chokemug. Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!
by Lilparkczar December 20, 2007
Get the simonmug. Trebek: Popeye is this sort of man
connery buzzes in
Sean Connery. And remember these are words that begin with the letter s, not swords.
Connery:...Sabre!
Trebek: No
Connery: It began with a bloody S!
connery buzzes in
Sean Connery. And remember these are words that begin with the letter s, not swords.
Connery:...Sabre!
Trebek: No
Connery: It began with a bloody S!
by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007
Get the sabremug.