Lil Thong's definitions

International House of Blunts and Blows

A place such as the local pancake restaurant where hot chicks give blowjobs and smoke weed.

Hey Jennifer, did you give a blowjob to Chris at iHop or was it called the International House of Blunts and Blows?

by Lil Thong October 23, 2018

Betsy

The classic woman who thinks she is entitled to anything and everything that has to do with rich quality. She drives a Range Rover and owns multiple Louis Vuitton bags and is possibly the CEO of a company.

Damn! Did you see Betsy's receipt from Louis Vuitton? 5 bags, what the fuck bro.

by Lil Thong September 22, 2019

Ghost

Your mother's white Tesla that she gave to the prostitute college student.

Sexy Lexy received that damn ghost

by Lil Thong October 23, 2018

DuoLingo

The language learning app that is fun to compete with your friends in during class.

Yo pull up on some DuoLingo, I'm winning now.

by Lil Thong September 22, 2019

Hoe Season

It's that time of year when it gets colder, girls need sweatshirts, and some need copped. It's hoe season! November 1st to February 10.

Are you dating Jennifer?
Oh yeah and Keisha, you know it's hoe season!

by Lil Thong October 17, 2019

Jennifer

A very sexy average high school teacher that lives at the International House of Blunts and Blows and eats everyday at iHop pancake restaurant. She raps about how to teach english and do things for other people. She has a flat booty that looks like a hairy waffle.

Hey bro, I saw Jennifer at iHop!

by Lil Thong October 23, 2018

Faggotism

A disease or condition involving a homosexual male or female or "male female".

Spencer have you joined the Faggotism club?

by Lil Thong October 23, 2018