Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!
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Uighurs

Muslim Caucasians from Asia

Not to be confused with Bangladesh Indians, who are neutralized in Myanmar.
Uighurs look like Taliban and have literal autism.
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Nutcracker

Caucasian with long beard. Easiky burns. Has some type of spectre.
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Caucasian Priveleged; Autism

Autistic Caucasiana benefit from Caucasian Privelege the most.

They are also the most likely to disproportionately harm people of color.

Autistic people with Caucasian provelefe having access to the matrix means that worthless autistic Caucasians can control the following in my life:

ยฐHow I love; the schools, police, governments and other institutions and authorities available to me

ยฐWhat is available on social media; the people I am forced to interact with on a daily basis. Because of Caucasian privelege, the same racist autistic Caucasian can control thousands of accounts online AND thousands of dolla IN PERSON that Inhave to interact with

ยฐMy mind. I can not block them from contacting me anonymously.

ยฐThe mirrors and cameras; they are allowed to show me something that is Biologically impossible.

ยฐFinanciallu. They dictate the prices of food, clothing, entertainment, utilities and more. They also dictate financial institutions.

ยฐThe seasons. They don't believe in science, but can control the weather and seasons.

ยฐMy value as a human being and the value of my work. My work is priceless and award-winning; they wouldn't see it that way.

Caucasian Provelefe means that autistic, racist Caucasians can influence every part of my life, and there are no limits on them doing so.
Caucasian Priveleged; Autism. Autistic Caucasity means that I , as a girl of color, am forced to live in a society where I am the only one working. There are no resources for people of color; even the most intelligent, talented, perfect girl of color wouldn't be able to make it out of slavery if it weren't for non-Caucasians intervening.
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Caucasity

Caucasity of "Black People Twitter" on Reddit is insane.

Posted a photo of a Caucasian; claimed she "isn't wearing her natural hair".

Muhammad, that is her natural hair. No lace front or edges in sight.
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Mia Khalifa

Ugly, nerdy looking Caucasian colonizer.

Has a hooked nose, ugly face, big boned and fat body.

Went to an international school in the Middle East; ended up doing porn in the US and getting fucked by black people.
Mia Khalifa is ugly and fat. She looks like Amy from Big Bang Theory.
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Me!

First hood rapper of color, first author of color, first chef of color, revolutionary leader.

Still don't have basic human rights; need to end Caucasian Priveleged, racism, colonization, and cultural appropriation first.

Best movie ever made is little old me, Hood Baby Mila slamming Caucaiano Priveleged and starting my own country. AND getting revenge on my Caucaisn colonizers.

This is my 51st essay; Hamilton is about me. I wrote more, work harder than y'all. Y'all ain't got shit published, I stay publishing every day.
Hood Baby Mila already got racist KKK members crying; guess they scared and have a lot to lose. I don't. I'm a productive queen; y'all lazy mice.
Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ about to change the game.

I'm finna get properly compensated for my well-deserved fame.

I cook, I wrote, I sing, I fight.

Smash all expectations? Y'all got that right โฃ๏ธ
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