long hair

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

by Light Joker August 10, 2004

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker June 30, 2004

nature's call

the need to use the toilet

I awoke to nature's call in the middle of the night.

by Light Joker January 19, 2007

Penis Sucker

A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.

Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

MRE

prepackaged food carried by the armed forces for use on the field during battle (an initialism that is often reinterpreted by soldiers that don't like them hence terms like meals rejected by the enemy)

My brother onced remarked that he would not mind having an MRE.

by Light Joker November 28, 2006

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 20, 2004

Kinky

1. weird, bizzare

2. sexually deviant

3. a sexually deviant person

They say that she's kinky but I think it's just a rumor.

by Light Joker April 30, 2006