kingpin

an important figure in organized crime

They caught a kingpin from the Philadelphia mob.

by Light Joker January 19, 2006

falsies

pads worn under a brassier to make a woman's breasts look larger

Those falsies can't fool me. I saw right through them.

by Light Joker December 13, 2005

joker

1. a hidden cost qualification or other obstacle

2. someone who tries tries to be funny

3. a man, a fellow(mainly Brittish)

Just remember that there is always a chance you will find a joker in the deck.

by Light Joker August 29, 2007

mental

stupid, dumb, idiotic (from mentally retarded, derogatory)

That kid is so mental. He makes Homer Simpson look smart.

by Light Joker April 08, 2006

toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

by Light Joker September 27, 2004

shit on a shingle

creamed chipped beef on toast

Do we have to have shit on a shingle again.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

Cockatrice

a dragon type creature, small in size,posessing the head of a rooster, a serphant like tail, and the power to urn you to stone if you looked it in the eye. AKA Basilisk

That cockatrice is up to no good again.

by Light Joker April 20, 2004