break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 04, 2004

Rabbit punch

a quick little punch

That thug rabbit punched his boss and ran away because he decided that he would do better as a lone wolf than in a gang.

by Light Joker October 14, 2004

thunder thighs

Pertaining to a person with very large or fat thighs.

I need to get rid of these thunder thighs.

by Light Joker September 08, 2004

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 11, 2005

pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

by Light Joker December 05, 2004

come

and cum 1. semen or any fluid secreted at orgasm

2. to have an orgasm

Don't forget top clean your come off the couch.

by Light Joker February 22, 2006

factoid

a presumed fact(based on other words with the suffix -oid)

He insisted on using factoids for his report instead of relying on known facts.

by Light Joker October 26, 2004