Light joker's definitions

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007

Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by Light Joker April 29, 2004

wheelie

a motorcycle stunt done by riding on one wheel while the other is raised in the air.

That show off popped a wheelie again.

by Light Joker December 1, 2005

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 13, 2004

yes-man

someone in the workplace who will agree to anything and always does what they are told

I can't stand to work with this ass-kissing yes-man.

by Light Joker May 9, 2006

hit on

to flirt with someone

I,m tired of being hit on by them.

by Light Joker February 15, 2007