red tape

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

by Light Joker April 16, 2007

fix

1. a dose of drugs sought by an addict

2. to neuter an animal, especially a pet

3. a bribe

4. a repair made to a computer program

I think windows needs a fix.

by Light Joker November 11, 2006

poop

1. excrement, feces

2. to defecate

3. information

We stop at the nearest rest stop because I have to poop.

by Light Joker August 10, 2004

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 11, 2005

pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

by Light Joker December 05, 2004

come

and cum 1. semen or any fluid secreted at orgasm

2. to have an orgasm

Don't forget top clean your come off the couch.

by Light Joker February 22, 2006

factoid

a presumed fact(based on other words with the suffix -oid)

He insisted on using factoids for his report instead of relying on known facts.

by Light Joker October 26, 2004