Light joker's definitions

naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

by Light Joker July 7, 2007

tree-hugger

an enviornmentalist(from an incident where a group of people protested against cutting down a forest by hugging the trees and not letting go)

Those two are a couple of tree-huggers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2007

Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.

The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

red tape

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007

Queen

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual

She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.

by Light Joker November 18, 2004

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

spin doctor

someone who is employed to make sure a story works to their employers advantage

Those spin doctors are ruining the media.

by Light Joker April 16, 2007