Light joker's definitions

spin doctor

someone who is employed to make sure a story works to their employers advantage

Those spin doctors are ruining the media.

by Light Joker April 16, 2007

Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by Light Joker April 29, 2004

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

wheelie

a motorcycle stunt done by riding on one wheel while the other is raised in the air.

That show off popped a wheelie again.

by Light Joker December 1, 2005

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 13, 2004

Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

by Light Joker October 11, 2006

globes

a woman's breasts (see also boobs,tits, hooters)

Her globes were one of the reasons he liked her(though not the only reason).

by Light Joker July 9, 2005