do donuts

to repeatedly drive (a car) in a circle
The police found out that the car that was doing donuts in the parking lot had no driver.
by Light Joker September 04, 2005
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peter

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.
by Light Joker June 11, 2006
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in a pinch

1. if necessary

2. in trouble
In a pinch we can file a lawsuit against them.
by Light Joker July 14, 2005
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take the piss out of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.
by Light Joker December 21, 2005
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Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)
This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.
by Light Joker June 06, 2005
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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)
I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.
by Light Joker November 03, 2004
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tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front
If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.
by Light Joker March 22, 2006
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