god's dandruff

snow(from a joke about god having dandruff)

By the end of the day, the ground was covered in god's dandruff.

by Light Joker January 19, 2005

East Jesus

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.

by Light Joker November 04, 2004

jam-packed

tightly packed, very crowded

That convention is jam-packed with geeks.

by Light Joker October 09, 2005

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007

jock

an athlete(see also (superjock and jock strap)

Judging by his outfit,I think he may have been a jock.

by Light Joker January 14, 2005