do donuts

to repeatedly drive (a car) in a circle

The police found out that the car that was doing donuts in the parking lot had no driver.

by Light Joker September 04, 2005

peter

the penis (see also cock,pecker)

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.

by Light Joker June 11, 2006

in a pinch

1. if necessary

2. in trouble

In a pinch we can file a lawsuit against them.

by Light Joker July 14, 2005

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 06, 2005

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 03, 2004

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006