fox paw

en error, a mistake (from faux pas, pronounced foe paw)
It was a fox paw to think that they came to repair a leak.
by Light Joker October 26, 2005
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roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
by Light Joker November 01, 2005
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croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something
Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.
by Light Joker May 15, 2005
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(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.
Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.
by Light Joker June 12, 2004
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keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe
He got shot in the keister.
by Light Joker August 12, 2005
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pro

That guy is a real pro when it comes to baseball.
by Light Joker December 10, 2004
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Gutsy

He sure is one gutsy old man.
by Light Joker June 30, 2005
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