eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

mug

1. the face

2. to attack and rob someone

Those bastards tryed to mug my parents again.

by Light Joker May 22, 2006

off the wagon

drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence

I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.

by Light Joker March 12, 2007

say uncle

to give in; to surrender(see also throw in the towel)

You are worn out. It's time to say uncle.

by Light Joker April 06, 2005

dank

1. very good

2. very bad

It was a thouroughly dank hotel.

by Light Joker January 07, 2006

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004

pink eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis

You should stay home on the first day you have pink eye to prevent it from spreading.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005