Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

rubber

1. automobile tires(see also burn rubber)

2. a condom

How would somone so young get his paws on a rubber?

by Light Joker January 02, 2005

road hog

a driver who takes too much space on the road.

If it were not for that road hog, he would have gotten to work on time

by Light Joker December 16, 2004

vibes

feelings, atmosphere (from vibrations)

I get great vibes from that song.

by Light Joker April 01, 2007

grope

to feel, fondle, caress, or otherwise touch with seeming or actual sexual intent

She said she was mad because some pervert tried to grope her at the dance.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Yello

hello (said with any intonation that would appropriate for hello)

Yello, John Smith speaking.

by Light Joker May 17, 2006