Light Joker 's definitions

maumau

1. to coerce with rough treatment

2.a ruffian or other troublesome person
(from a Kenyan terrorist group of the 1950's)

They tried to maumau him into lying in court.

by Light Joker July 18, 2007

scuttlebutt

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

by Light Joker January 15, 2005

cannon

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

on the rocks

poured over ice (usually said of liquor)

I think I'll a scotch on the rocks.

by Light Joker October 21, 2005

scoff

1. to mock someone or otherwise treat them in an offensive manner

2. food

The sooner you finish your scoff, the better.

by Light Joker December 3, 2006

not carved in stone

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

by Light Joker December 14, 2005

Janky

A creature made in the video game, Dr. Muto, by the doctor himself. He is only seen in the movie before the game.

Janky; "Doctor, Doctor."

Muto; "Janky, no begging, just get your own snack."

Janky; " But Doctor, look."
(points out the window)

Muto; (looks out the window)
"What the ****?"

by Light Joker July 2, 2004