Light Joker 's definitions

American food

any food product that was invented in the U.S.

Ice cream is an American food.

by Light Joker October 27, 2004

eye-opener

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one

Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.

by Light Joker October 2, 2005

Koffing

A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.

Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing

by Light Joker April 25, 2004

red tape

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007

Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.

The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

Queen

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual

She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.

by Light Joker November 18, 2004

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004