cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 03, 2004

Silicon Valley

the Santa Clara Valley in California (from the computer companys located in the area)

Silicon valley has had a tremendous impact on modern technology.

by Light Joker June 22, 2007

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

by Light Joker July 04, 2004

uppity

arrogant, concited, snobbish

I can't stand these uppity bastards.

by Light Joker April 08, 2006

guido

a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states

Some sleazy guido was staring at my sister.

by Light Joker November 24, 2006

from Hell

wretched, accursed, infernal

Little did I know that the storm from hell was on it's way.

by Light Joker June 01, 2005