gravity check

a fall, as from a surfboard, bike, Etc

That gravity check reminded me to stay away from dangerous waves.

by Light Joker April 08, 2005

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 23, 2004

Brigand

1. A wondering robber

2. one of the most plentiful enemies in Fire Emblem.

Fire Emblem Starts out with a Teenage girl named Lyndis, whoe's Parents were killed by brigands.

by Light Joker May 04, 2004

road hog

a driver who takes too much space on the road.

If it were not for that road hog, he would have gotten to work on time

by Light Joker December 17, 2004

Monkey

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

by Light Joker July 31, 2004

acid test

a very thourough test(acid is used in the chemical test to determine if gold is real or not)

I gave my new car an acid test to determine if it was worth buying.

by Light Joker April 03, 2005

Zombie

a very stupid person(from a mindless undead creature portrayed in many fantasy and folklore situations)

That guy was such a zombie, it made Homer Simpson look like a genius.

by Light Joker October 08, 2004