Light Joker's definitions

wee-wee

1. the penis

2. to urinate

Hey, stop staring at my wee-wee.

by Light Joker August 7, 2004

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

by Light Joker March 19, 2005

I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

by Light Joker March 16, 2004

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

by Light Joker May 18, 2005

Meth

1. Methamphetamine

2. methyl alcohol, denturated alcohol

If you don't stop snorting that meth you might hive a heart attack some day.

by Light Joker November 10, 2006

pug-ugly

and plug-ugly

1. very ugly

2. a very ugly person(also a rude term of adress)

That guy may think he looks good, but I think he's pug-ugly.

by Light Joker April 14, 2005