out cold

1. unconscious

2. asleep

3. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (probably from the fact that you lose consciousness when you drink to much)

Don't bother, he's out cold.

by Light Joker May 30, 2007

fox paw

en error, a mistake (from faux pas, pronounced foe paw)

It was a fox paw to think that they came to repair a leak.

by Light Joker October 26, 2005

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

VIP

(Pronounced as seperate letters)

A very important person

Here comes our resident VIP.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

Have bats in ones belfry

To be crazy or eccentric

She seems to have bats in her belfry.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

classy

1. prestigious

2. high quality

3. elegant or stylish

Who needs those classy restaurants when you can get a good meal at Boston Market?

by Light Joker November 18, 2005

newsbabe

a female news reporter who succeeds soleley because of her attractiveness (derogatory)

They need to get a real reporter and fire the newsbabe.

by Light Joker April 21, 2007