Definitions by Light Joker

petrified 

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

petrified by Light Joker March 14, 2005

dutch courage 

liquor, false courage from drinking liquor(this use, like many derogatory uses of dutch, comes from a time when England was at war with Holland. However, dutch also means German, which can be confusing)

Those pussys were drinking dutch courage, thinking it will make them tougher. What a bunch of sissys!

dutch courage by Light Joker March 13, 2005

suck face 

(variants: chew may replace suck)

to kiss (more jocular than crude)

This kid was sucking face with his girlfriend, right out in the open.

suck face by Light Joker March 12, 2005

glock 

a gun, a revolver(possibly named after a particular gun manufacturer)

Watch out, he has a glock.

glock by Light Joker March 11, 2005

blown away 

overwhelmed, extremely impressed

I was blown away by his performance.

blown away by Light Joker March 10, 2005

grand 

and G

one thousand dollars

I paid 20 grand for that truck and now it's ruined.

grand by Light Joker March 9, 2005

party animal

a person who loves parties

That kid is such a party animal. He takes every opportunity he gets to go to a party.

party animal by Light Joker March 8, 2005