road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 04, 2004

yours truly

me, myself, I (from the parting salutation at the end of a letter)

If you want to know more about them, just ask yours truly.

by Light Joker September 03, 2005

fruit fly

an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)

Leave me alone you little fruit fly.

by Light Joker September 13, 2004

history

someone or something who is a part of the past and is now dead or gone.

That's history, get over it already.

by Light Joker February 05, 2005

rocks

1. ice cubes

2. the tesicals (see also rock, stones, on the rocks)

That punk got me right in the rocks.

by Light Joker October 23, 2005

raise hell

to make make or cause trouble

I knew they would raise hell if we went ahead with the plan.

by Light Joker April 30, 2007

putz

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

You little putz! Who do you think you are?

by Light Joker December 23, 2005