Light Joker's definitions

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

bombshell

an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning

in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.

by Light Joker December 1, 2006

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

jewfro

a hairstyle similar to an afro(police)

If I am not mistaken, that hairstyle your friend has is a jewfro.

by Light Joker January 5, 2005

old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 18, 2004