Light Joker's definitions

short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

nerd pack

a plastic sheath for holding pens in a pocket, protecting the cloth from ink stains(This is a classic symbol of a nerd.)

Why would I need a nerd pack when I use pencils?

by Light Joker February 23, 2005

no-win situation

a situation in which there is no hope of success

Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Jammies

pajamas (see also PJs)

Don't forget to put your jammies in the hamper.

by Light Joker May 2, 2006

butt ugly

very ugly
(from butt=very)

This room is butt ugly.

by Light Joker March 21, 2004

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

grasseater

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead

The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004