up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker May 20, 2007

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 16, 2004

labonza

the stomache, the abdomen

They got me right in the labonza with their elbows

by Light Joker October 28, 2006

church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)

Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

sizzler

a day during which the weather is excessively hot

It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.

by Light Joker May 18, 2007

earn your wings

to prove yourself reliable in your work

To be an employee of the month, you must earn your wings.

by Light Joker November 14, 2005

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004