923 definitions by Light Joker

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1. dismissed, fired

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

3. pre-recorded and added to the sound used in a show

Canned laughter used to be a standard addition to tv shows.

by Light Joker March 31, 2007

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79

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

by Light Joker November 01, 2005

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80

an intertwined set of problems

A virus like that can really open up a can of worms.

by Light Joker April 05, 2005

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81

Do you understand?, Do I make myself clear?

It's the only thing you can do about it, capish.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006

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82

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 15, 2007

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83

1. carbohydrates

2. a carbohydrate based food

You need to lay off the carbos.

by Light Joker September 22, 2005

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84

genuine and long standing, authentic

I'm a card-carrying High-School graduate.

by Light Joker June 07, 2007

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