Light Joker's definitions

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

booze

any potent liquor(e.g. whiskey)

I wish he would not drink booze at times like this.

by Light Joker November 1, 2004

vent

to release built up emotion by yelling, complaining, etc

Why do you always vent your anger on others?

by Light Joker March 24, 2006

cheat

to be sexually unfaithful, to commit adultry

I knew she was cheating! I knew it all along.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

dead horse

an issue that doesn't matter anymore, especially one that is referred to repeatedly (see also beat a dead horse)

The whole thing is a dead horse. Get over it.

by Light Joker May 9, 2005

Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

tear jearker

a sentimental story, movie, song, etc

That film is a real tear jearker.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005