occifer

a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)

Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.

by Light Joker November 11, 2004

golden opportunity

an excellent and rare opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.

by Light Joker June 24, 2005

alley cat

1. a stray cat, a homeless cat

2. a sexually promiscuous person, usually a woman

An alley cat ran out into the street causing the several cars to swerve.

by Light Joker April 05, 2006

easy does it

1. calm down, relax

2. be gentle

Easy does it. Go slowly and nothing will break.

by Light Joker January 13, 2006

six shooter

1. a revolver that holds six cartriges

2. any revolver

Look out, he's got a six shooter.

by Light Joker October 01, 2005

uncut

1. not edited

2. not circumcised

The fact that I am uncut does not mean that I am unclean.

by Light Joker February 23, 2005

carrot top

a person with red hair(Also a term of adress.)

Take a hike, carrot top.

by Light Joker May 05, 2005