Libertine 's definitions

morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by Libertine October 8, 2005

ugliful

The ugly equivalent of beautiful.

If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

by Libertine October 3, 2005

beep box

A small cheap car, an "econobox". Beep boxes typically have a boxy, boring, no-frills body style and a high pitched horn that sounds like it belongs on a toy car. The old Chevy Chevettes and Ford Festivas are typical examples of beep boxes.

John didn't have much money, so he had to buy a beep box.

by Libertine October 19, 2005

gangbang

For a person who works for tips, such as a waiter or a pizza delivery driver, when they work an entire shift without getting a single tip. Related to the slang word for not getting a tip: "stiff".

I got so many stiffs working last night that I thought I was at a gangbang.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

dead into it

To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.

I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

Awful House

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US

I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night

by Libertine October 3, 2005