Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Brady Bunch Moment

A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.

They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment

by Liberation Theology August 11, 2019

ForProfitNonProfit

A non profit drug rehabilitation facility in which upper management drive Mercedes Benz cars.

They all got rich working at that ForProfitNonProfit.

by Liberation Theology May 26, 2018

Springtime in December

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014