21 definitions by Liberation Theology
The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.
by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019
A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.
They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment
by Liberation Theology August 11, 2019
Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
The act of making a computer owned by a heterosexual female appropriate for use by a heterosexual male which involves removing feminine elements from the computer such as a pink screen saver covered with butterflies.
Dude thats a cool computer you picked up at the garage sale but your going to have to Delesbianize that screen saver
by Liberation Theology January 30, 2020
by Liberation Theology December 4, 2019