Don Quixote Syndrome

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

by Liberation Theology August 23, 2019

Covid Fatigue

Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic

Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.

by Liberation Theology October 27, 2020

Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

Brady Bunch Christmas

A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.

I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas

by Liberation Theology December 22, 2019

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019