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Definitions by Liberation Theology

Don't enter the exclusion zone 

A warning not to talk about a subject any further.
Q: You over the break up ? A: Don't enter the exclusion zone!

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

Don Quixote Syndrome 

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.
He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

Nuke with Salted Earth 

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.
I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

Butt Job 

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.
I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job
Butt Job by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019

Brady Bunch Moment 

A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.
They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment

ForProfitNonProfit

A non profit drug rehabilitation facility in which upper management drive Mercedes Benz cars.
They all got rich working at that ForProfitNonProfit.