Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Liberation Theology

The Only Truth that Matters

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

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Brady Bunch Christmas

A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.

I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas

by Liberation Theology December 22, 2019

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Brady Bunch Moment

A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.

They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment

by Liberation Theology August 11, 2019

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Butt Job

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.

I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job

by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019

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The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

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Don Quixote Syndrome

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

by Liberation Theology August 23, 2019

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