Liberation Theology's definitions

Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you

So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.

by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020

Tiger Tamer

A woman who is so perfect that a man dating multiple women chooses to abandon all the women he is dating but her. This perfect woman, this Tiger Tamer, is the one perfect woman which causes a man to love her and her alone.

Yo, I used to be a real player. Then I met Joyce and she be a real Tiger Tamer. So now it be just her.

by Liberation Theology February 13, 2020

Covid Fatigue

Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic

Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.

by Liberation Theology October 27, 2020

Don Quixote Syndrome

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

by Liberation Theology August 23, 2019

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

Desk Photo

A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.

Damn....that desk photo Jerry posted is off the hook. Damn I wish I had an office that tight.

by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020

Delesbianize

The act of making a computer owned by a heterosexual female appropriate for use by a heterosexual male which involves removing feminine elements from the computer such as a pink screen saver covered with butterflies.

Dude thats a cool computer you picked up at the garage sale but your going to have to Delesbianize that screen saver

by Liberation Theology January 30, 2020