Liberation Theology's definitions
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
Get the The Jerry Paradoxmug. Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020
Get the i phone jobmug. by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019
Get the Germany Nuked by Kentuckymug. When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019
Get the Mutually Assured Destructionmug. by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019
Get the Butt Jobmug. A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.
by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020
Get the Desk Photomug. The act of making a computer owned by a heterosexual female appropriate for use by a heterosexual male which involves removing feminine elements from the computer such as a pink screen saver covered with butterflies.
Dude thats a cool computer you picked up at the garage sale but your going to have to Delesbianize that screen saver
by Liberation Theology January 30, 2020
Get the Delesbianizemug.