Liberation Theology's definitions

Butt Job

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.

I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job

by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

Don Quixote Syndrome

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

by Liberation Theology August 23, 2019

Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.

Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky

by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019

Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Brady Bunch Christmas

A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.

I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas

by Liberation Theology December 22, 2019