Liberate te ex inferis's definitions
A metal show on MTV2. The shis pretty formuliac: Shadows Fall video, Unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, shitty videos interrupted by Jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering Hatebreed is so shitty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. Sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those shitty watered down metalcore bands. I usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it.
by Liberate te ex Inferis May 13, 2005
Get the headbangers ballmug. Shitty, piss poor production, metal. Listened to by goths or people that are far too "evil" to be caught listening to death metal. Most hate any bands that are "untr00" (ex:dimmu borgir).
Cradle of Filth it an prime of example of true black metal
haha, just kidding, but seriously, black metal blows asshole.
you will catch black metal bands wearing queer ass corpse paint, lots of leather with spikes/nails everywhere, and leather guard to hold in their enourmous unholy gut, a pentagram,inverted cross necklace, and a huge belt/knee pads with inverted crosses on them. satan doesn't even like these queers.
A typical blackmetal bandsname will be something like "abolished" or "dark garden" or "satan's children" or some gay shit always with a logo you can't read for shit with needless distorted letters with an upside down cross hanging from the bottom or one of the letters put over a pentagram.
again you must remeber black metal is extremely homo-riffic.
Cradle of Filth it an prime of example of true black metal
haha, just kidding, but seriously, black metal blows asshole.
you will catch black metal bands wearing queer ass corpse paint, lots of leather with spikes/nails everywhere, and leather guard to hold in their enourmous unholy gut, a pentagram,inverted cross necklace, and a huge belt/knee pads with inverted crosses on them. satan doesn't even like these queers.
A typical blackmetal bandsname will be something like "abolished" or "dark garden" or "satan's children" or some gay shit always with a logo you can't read for shit with needless distorted letters with an upside down cross hanging from the bottom or one of the letters put over a pentagram.
again you must remeber black metal is extremely homo-riffic.
Black Metal Fan: My name is Nakrogakor ,i am going to burn down a church!
My Lord Lucifer will give me strength to murder the priest after i drink a goat's blood.
My Lord Lucifer will give me strength to murder the priest after i drink a goat's blood.
by Liberate te ex Inferis February 21, 2005
Get the black metalmug. A genre of good music combining metal and hardcore and sometimes the hardcore/punk attitude. In the past months it has become overly popular and was being featured on MTV's "Battle for Ozzfest". Only the watered down and/or shitty metalcore bands have become popular though: NEW Atreyu, Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Unearth, Bleeding through, Avenged Sevenfold (who are possibly the poorest excuse for metalcore ever), and hatebreed. The genre has become very flooded with bands looking to become the next atreyu/KsE. There are still some great metalcore bands out there: Zao, Glass casket, The Agony Scene, Symphony in Peril, Lamb of God (even though they're popular), Martyr AD (some of the most brutal metalcore out there), Preminitions of War, The Red Chord, Dead to Fall, Haste the Day, Summer's End, etc.
by Liberate te ex Inferis February 21, 2005
Get the metalcoremug. A really chaotic christian metalcore band, vocals courtesy of Shawn Jonas(ex-ZAO), some of the craziest metalcore on earth. Released one CD on Facedown Records, their new CD will be called "The Whore's Trophy". For fans of Norma Jean.
by Liberate te ex inferis November 14, 2004
Get the Symphony In Perilmug. Show that shows the same videos from the shittiest metalcore bands in the world over and over again for 8 minutes, followed by 9 minutes of comemercials,followed by 8 more minutes of shit, 9 minutes of commercials for 2 damn hours. videos interrupted by that faggot jamey jasta (who deserves to die,considering hatebreed is shitty). sometimes they play a good video or two, but i usually get bored with all that shadows fall and unearth they play in a constant loop and change it before anything good comes on.
by Liberate te ex Inferis May 13, 2005
Get the headbangers ballmug. Insane extreme metal band that some dipshits at epic records thought would fare really well among an audience who think slipknot is the heaviest shit in the world.
by Liberate te ex Inferis October 10, 2004
Get the Lamb of Godmug.