Lex Sleuthor's definitions
Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?
Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.
Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.
Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.
Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.
by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009
Get the shamonellamug. Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009
Get the Ball of Hatemug. Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009
Get the Kitty Pornmug. Sally: Hey Tim, wanna go to the gay bar with us? They always have better music there.
Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.
Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.
by Lex Sleuthor June 6, 2009
Get the fagnetmug. 1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010
Get the TV refugeesmug. 1 The impending time when the dead will rise from their sleep to devour the living.
2 A party or uni class where you are urrounded by dull, lifeless types.
2 A party or uni class where you are urrounded by dull, lifeless types.
My cousin went batshit crazy and is living in the mountains hoarding guns and food for the Zombpocalypse. Least I got a place to run to if that shit ever hits the fan.
Holy crap, that English department mixer was a real Zombpocalypse. Let's hit a bar - I need a stiff drink in a place with a pulse.
Holy crap, that English department mixer was a real Zombpocalypse. Let's hit a bar - I need a stiff drink in a place with a pulse.
by Lex Sleuthor September 1, 2009
Get the Zombpocalypsemug. Deliberately choosing songs to sing at karaoke for which you have neither the voice range or tone, and taking a perverse pleasure as you struggle painfully through it.
Antonym - karaoke sadism
Antonym - karaoke sadism
Gina: I don't know why Lisa keeps choosing those high pitched songs. She doesn't have the voice for it at all.
Tom: Maybe she's into karaoke masochism.
Tom: Maybe she's into karaoke masochism.
by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009
Get the karaoke masochismmug.