Definitions by Les Crapp

blisstering fuckup 

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

blisstering fuckup by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

Roll and Kick 

redneck way of racing you match speeds then slam the throtle down

The other night i had a "Roll and Kick" race with that dumbshit with the camaro and doged him.

Roll and Kick by Les Crapp October 16, 2008

Fucking Mule 

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

Fucking Mule by Les Crapp October 18, 2007

cowpatty 

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander

Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.

cowpatty by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

pensil dick

An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance

I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!

pensil dick by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

im fucked 

a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven

Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!

im fucked by Les Crapp June 11, 2006

hachet gash 

another name for the femail sex organ

Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!

hachet gash by Les Crapp June 11, 2006