Leon's definitions

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by Leon January 5, 2005

get busy

to dance

"Woman, Get busy" - Sean Paul 'Get Busy'

by Leon November 29, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Hobo Chunk

The tastiest piece of hobo meat. Can be found under the shoulder blades of homeless people, and extracted using a very sharp knife. Most often used in hobo stew, but can be made into "fillet de hobo" or a hobo chunk sandwich.

The hobo chunk last night sucked. It was way too tough!

I'm cravin' a hobo chunk sandwich right now.

I've got a hankerin' for a "fillet de hobo."

That hobo tried to mug us, but now that I've got his hobo chunks, were gonna 'mug' him. LOL!

I hobo chunked his ass real good with my sharp-ass knife!

by Leon November 17, 2003

ASF

Short for "art school fag" - anyone who attends college and majors in something vaguely creative and think they are hot shit. can often be recognized by tight black t-shirts, psuedo-controversial views, etc. also see EURO-TRASH

"that cigarette (slim) smoking leninist over there - total ASF."

by leon July 4, 2003