Leon's definitions

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by Leon January 5, 2005

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003

orright

Alright fdsjk fklfff

Orright then fjkfff gg

by Leon April 15, 2005

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

IRC

Inmate reception center. Where people under arrest go to get booked.

Ramons first trip to IRC was uneventful.

by Leon February 27, 2003

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013