Leon's definitions

Hobag

A bag containing the severed limbs and entrails of prostitutes. Almost always carried by an angry pimp.

Funk-masta D needs a safe place to dispose of his hobag.

I'm gonna cook up a hobag tonight with a couple of sluts that are holding out on me.

This old hobag smells funny.

Daddy brought me a hobag for Christmas!

THAT is one LARGE hobag. It must have at least 3 different hos in it!

by Leon November 27, 2003

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003

orright

Alright fdsjk fklfff

Orright then fjkfff gg

by Leon April 15, 2005

IRC

Inmate reception center. Where people under arrest go to get booked.

Ramons first trip to IRC was uneventful.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

by Leon October 22, 2003

Hobo Chunk

The tastiest piece of hobo meat. Can be found under the shoulder blades of homeless people, and extracted using a very sharp knife. Most often used in hobo stew, but can be made into "fillet de hobo" or a hobo chunk sandwich.

The hobo chunk last night sucked. It was way too tough!

I'm cravin' a hobo chunk sandwich right now.

I've got a hankerin' for a "fillet de hobo."

That hobo tried to mug us, but now that I've got his hobo chunks, were gonna 'mug' him. LOL!

I hobo chunked his ass real good with my sharp-ass knife!

by Leon November 17, 2003