Definitions by LemonySnickets

beau5 

Beautiful.

Derived from the common smart phone typo when using gboard.

Honey, you're so beau5

beau5 by LemonySnickets April 27, 2022

Slapped Ham 

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

Slapped Ham by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Jewdle Draw 

A jewish womans vagina

Let me stick my salted breadstick in your jewdle draw

Jewdle Draw by LemonySnickets February 2, 2022

2:30 Appointment 

Afternoon sex

Wife: Don't forget you have a 2:30 appointment today

2:30 Appointment by LemonySnickets January 22, 2022

Butt Potatoes 

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate

Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight

Butt Potatoes by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Butt Potato 

Noun.

1. Poo

I'm going for a butt potato

Butt Potato by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Dirty Jelly Bean 

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

Dirty Jelly Bean by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021