I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.
by Legs4days January 10, 2021
A scatter or pour of small drops/particles of cum as a result of the penis thrusting too hard during intercourse prior to orgasm.
He was having the best sex of his life when I realized he was pounding me so hard he accidentally let out a thrusty sprinkle.
by Legs4days July 08, 2014
After enjoying anal sex with my boyfriend I let out this huge trunk whistle. We both laughed hysterically.
by Legs4days July 08, 2014
An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014
A friend, typically male, that a female will talk to about her personal life with, also sharing with exaggerated enthusiasm, intimate details of a current romance or relationship (gush to).
Two of my best guy friends moved away recently. Thank god I met Ryan! I finally have a gushman again.
by Legs4days February 20, 2014
by Legs4days March 06, 2024
Oh man, I should have gone to the bathroom before heading to the beach, I'm all prepoopescent right now.
by Legs4days August 04, 2013