Multitasking Influencer

After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.

My wife got home early, and I became a Multitasking Influencer, if you know what I mean.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Bleutch

In order to Bleutch, one must find a rabies infested animal, shoot it with a BB gun, and proceed to fillet it. Everything besides the fillet will be fed to a wild hog. The hog is then to be shot and gutted, saving the pig stomach and deep frying it. The fried pig stomach is then to be blended and placed in a small jar. This is to be done on a large scale. You then must assemble a team and take all of the jars and replace the local supply of Gerber's baby formula with them.

Me and the boys decided to Bleutch the local Safeway last week.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022