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After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Multitasking Influencer mug.Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Vancouver Pine Tree mug.After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Hollywood campsite mug.In order to Bleutch, one must find a rabies infested animal, shoot it with a BB gun, and proceed to fillet it. Everything besides the fillet will be fed to a wild hog. The hog is then to be shot and gutted, saving the pig stomach and deep frying it. The fried pig stomach is then to be blended and placed in a small jar. This is to be done on a large scale. You then must assemble a team and take all of the jars and replace the local supply of Gerber's baby formula with them.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Bleutch mug.During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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