Definitions by Lefty Power 123

Slagslut 

Someone that's so much of a slut or a slag that neither word alone cuts it - so they're a Slagslut. Can also be used to ironically describe a 19+ year old virgin. Also a generic insult, typically for if someone ignores (pies) you on Messenger. Not gender-specific: can be used by all genders towards all genders.

1 Literal Use: He slept with 13 women last night. What a god-damn slagslut.

2 Generic insult: How dare you eat my cake you slagslut!

3 Ignored on Messenger: OH MY GOD YOU'VE LEFT ME ON READ FOR 4 DAYS YOU SLAGSLUT!!!

4 Ironically: He's a virgin at 23. What a slagslut.

Slagslut by Lefty Power 123 September 1, 2018

Normie 

A word an incel uses to describe someone that gets regular sex, or has no problem getting laid at clubs, or is in a happy relationship with a significant other. Usually used bitterly by 20+ year old virgins, whose friends (if they have any) all have significant others. Also often used in various incel societies (such as the ForeverAlone subreddit).

Since they are incels, they believe they cannot get laid for the life of them, meanwhile everyone they know or see seems to be in a relationship, so incels often have the "Me vs. Normies (the world)" mentality.

26-year-old kissless virgin: Ugh I hate going to the store. I have to witness all the normies kissing their significant others.
28-year-old kissless virgin: All my 2 friends are normies and they don't understand how hard it is to be a kissless virgin at my age and they'll never understand cuz they're normies!

Normie by Lefty Power 123 February 23, 2018

gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 

Let's face it. Anyone over the age of 12 who says this is just doing so to take the piss out of anyone younger than 12 who says it.

(20 year old peer reviews a mate's coursework due in the next morning.)
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.

gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2017

Slipsies

When you're doing an activity (such as packing, moving or redecorating) that involves many bags, boxes, and stuff being stacked precariously on top of each other, or an overloaded case that is top-heavy and unstable. After some battling with the cases, boxes, bags etc., it appears to finally be stable, so you leave it. As SOON as you move away from it, you see and/or hear the contents or the whole container ever so slowly slipping. And you have about 5 seconds to grab it before EVERYTHING comes crashing down. The part where you slowly hear it slipping little by little is the slipsies.

Added bonus when you do catch it, get it stable again, and then you hear the slipsies occuring AGAIN.

Puff pant, phew I can't believe I managed to get 35 items into that one bag! Time for a fat one. (Looks away for 1 second, hears a slow rustling, looks back and sees the bag starting to deform more and more on one side).
FUCKIN' SLIPSIES AGAIN!!!
(CRASH)

Slipsies by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2017

Smoke selfie 

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

Smoke selfie by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016