Leefy Greans's definitions

boston crab

When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she's lying on her stomach and he's crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.

We did the Boston crab last night.

by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006

chickenhead

Aw, you can find that anywhere, in the hood, on the block. It's a bird, one of those that you just bring home and wear out.

Yeah, she's a chickenhead

by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006

that guy

Someone who's always calling a girl, or IM-ing her, or running into her at a bar. He always flirts with her -- and even thinks he has a shot -- even though she's made it perfectly clear that she's not interested. Not as malicious as a stalker, just annoying.

Ugh, that guy called me AGAIN.

by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006

hobosexual

A person with sexual affinities toward homeless people. At least one regional variation means to prefer sex on a moving freight train.

Derrick's going under the overpass again tonight. He's such a hobosexual.

by Leefy Greans July 20, 2008

rupert murdoch

A man deserving of his own private circle of hell.

I hate to say it, but I'd be willing to have had the Simpsons fail if it meant Rupert Murdoch failed along with it.

by Leefy Greans May 16, 2006

PETA

The whipping-boy du jour for smirking college kids who think watching South Park makes them politically aware or, worse, "rebellious" for putting down all those icky liberals who keep calling them on their bullshit.

lol u liek peta ur gay lol

by Leefy Greans May 2, 2006

j-bomb

When you're scanning through radio stations and you're not sure if you've stumbled upon a christian station, the J-bomb is what you listen for in order to tell.

Dude, the singer just dropped the J-bomb! Change the station quick!

by Leefy Greans April 30, 2006