Definitions by Leefy Greans

hobosexual 

A person with sexual affinities toward homeless people. At least one regional variation means to prefer sex on a moving freight train.

Derrick's going under the overpass again tonight. He's such a hobosexual.

hobosexual by Leefy Greans July 20, 2008

rockism 

Music critic-speak for "an opinion about music that doesn't match up with mine."

i wrote a vv significant blog entry about rockism yesterday

rockism by Leefy Greans May 16, 2006

rupert murdoch 

A man deserving of his own private circle of hell.

I hate to say it, but I'd be willing to have had the Simpsons fail if it meant Rupert Murdoch failed along with it.

rupert murdoch by Leefy Greans May 16, 2006

PETA 

The whipping-boy du jour for smirking college kids who think watching South Park makes them politically aware or, worse, "rebellious" for putting down all those icky liberals who keep calling them on their bullshit.

lol u liek peta ur gay lol

PETA by Leefy Greans May 2, 2006

j-bomb 

When you're scanning through radio stations and you're not sure if you've stumbled upon a christian station, the J-bomb is what you listen for in order to tell.

Dude, the singer just dropped the J-bomb! Change the station quick!

j-bomb by Leefy Greans April 30, 2006

that guy 

Someone who's always calling a girl, or IM-ing her, or running into her at a bar. He always flirts with her -- and even thinks he has a shot -- even though she's made it perfectly clear that she's not interested. Not as malicious as a stalker, just annoying.

Ugh, that guy called me AGAIN.

that guy by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006

boston crab 

When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she's lying on her stomach and he's crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.

We did the Boston crab last night.

boston crab by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006