Definitions by Led Zeppole

cruelaid 

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

cruelaid by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

loweruppercaseitis 

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.

The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.

loweruppercaseitis by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003

Absecon sleighride 

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

Absecon sleighride by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

body armor 

Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.

See also wonderbra, wondermeter.

When Pam arrived at work with breasts larger than they had been the day before, Dave knew she was wearing her body armor.

body armor by Led Zeppole October 6, 2003

dreakfast 

To eat leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Dreakfast is a meal eaten almost exclusively by single men living alone between the ages of 20 and 45. Women generally find the concept of dreakfast disgusting. Derived from a combination of the words "dinner" and "breakfast." The first syllable also sounds like dreck, which means disgusting or awful.

Dave's girlfriend threw a fit when she found him eating last night's pizza and tacos for dreakfast.

dreakfast by Led Zeppole October 5, 2003

saloonatic 

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.

Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.

saloonatic by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

Sluggy

Sleepy.

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.

Sluggy by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003