gunderson

An insulting Jersey Shore name for tourists from the Midwest, especially those who are naive or who have never seen the ocean (or Atlantic City) before. This term likely evolved sometime after the release of the movie Fargo, which featured a major character named Gunderson.

See also bennies, shoobies, and Wally and Marge.
Hey, check out that gunderson staring at the Borgata Babe.
by Led Zeppole December 11, 2003
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thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.
by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003
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Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.
by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003
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beer breakfast

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.
While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole November 02, 2003
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body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004
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Opie

Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.
In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.
by Led Zeppole March 07, 2004
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penisillin

Term usede to describe a male sexual organ that is in poor health. Derived from "penis" combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, "illin."
That case of syphilis has got your penisillin.
by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003
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